March 2012
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
Me: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
computer: EA games
me whispering: challenge everything
February 2012
4nchored:
All my Bearded Dragon does is sleep. He drinks water and eats his crickets/mealworms/kale everyday. He’s healthy as can be, but he doesn’t do anything and hasn’t shed in forever.
Baby don’t diiiiie. :’c
My bearded dragon hasn’t shed in over a year, doesn’t mean hes going to die.
Watchmost-awkward-moments:
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
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choalsmyth:
To be completely honest i wouldn't mind paying a...
b—radd:
hint - Combine any combination of pokemon games with the size and detail of skyrim
-POKEMONOFFICIAL.
I would lose my life to a game like that.
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teaparties-and-twitter:
1612th:
a living example of the American education system’s success
Please tell me she’s joking. She has to be joking. Oh god, she has to be joking.
The economy’s in the shitter, teen pregnancy is through the roof, gays are STILL fighting for equal rights…..and this bitch blames “society” for the number of days in February.
Ranting on the internet...
cosmicheart:
When “Pokemon” was first...
